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Politics · CLAIM PERIOD: 2017 · 2 MIN READ

Three million followers. Some assembly already done.

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THE CLAIM

Ram Nath Kovind gained three million new Twitter followers within minutes of becoming President.

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WHAT THE SOURCES ESTABLISH

Real follower total; misleading implication of instant new followers

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The official presidential account had millions of followers when Ram Nath Kovind took office in July 2017. That number was not evidence that millions of people had independently pressed Follow in a few minutes.

Twitter’s own transition announcement explains that existing followers would automatically follow both the current presidential account and the archive of Pranab Mukherjee’s official tweets. The institutional audience continued across office-holders. “Debuted with” and “gained millions of new followers” describe different events.

OUR TWO PAISE / SATIRICAL COMMENTARY

The growth strategy was remarkably efficient: inherit the office account.

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Prepared 28 October 2026. No corrections recorded in this edition.

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