THE BAKWAAS DICTIONARY
Five faces.
One raised eyebrow.
The meter is a satirical editorial label. It is not a probability, legal conclusion or scientific measurement. Always read the factual finding and sources.
Mostly True (LOL)
The central claim holds up. The joke is on our expectations.
Technically True
Literally accurate, but easy to read as something the evidence does not establish.
Creative Interpretation
Context, attribution or qualification has gone missing.
Complete Bakwaas
The stated claim is contradicted by the cited evidence.
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An especially extravagant unsupported or false claim. A joke about the forward, not a degree or its sender.
We do not force a true story into the archive to fill every face. The available evidence determines the finding.